I Try to be Punk, Therefore I Aint

dotheuganda @ 2004-11-03T09:17:00

2004-11-03T17:21:36Z

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i cant believe this. it doesnt make any sense

just stolen from myspace

2004-08-01T20:37:28Z

i really am too lazy to write in these things, but what the hell. ive been up to a lot recently so i shall do a quick recap:

-i met arnold schwarzenegger. he was giving a speech at the fair. he used some of his awesome catch phrases to drive his message on home, like "hasta la vista deficit spending!". he also used "you flexed your muscles at the election!". and just to win the crowd over, he used the "ill be back" line. i kept yelling out "its turbo time!" from the hit smash jingle all the way, as well as "its not a tumah!" from kindergarten cop. when he left he shook my hand, because i am awesome.

- yesterday me and kyle got front row tickets to see black sabbath & co. wew got there at like 1 00 and it was hot as hell. we saw slipknot for the entertainment value. then we waited like 3 more hours for the good bands to go on. slayer and priest were good, not great. we were like in the 40th row but when sabbath went on we ran to the front, so i ended up to be like in front of front row. DEFINITELY surpassed the weirdos. im still deaf since i was 10 feet away from the speakers, which are supposed to supply sound for 65,000 people. it was an AWESOME night, because i am awesome.

-i was constantly being followed by a black man for some time, and his name wasnt prince so it disturbed me. it was princes cousin, daryl. he constantly masturbated on my top bunk. he was unaware that the bunk beds shake violently with the slightest movement and i know the masturbation bunk bed movement. it was gross. daryl is supposed to be some straight out pimp ass playa from the streets of d.c, but is TERRIFIED of my dogs and cats. hes also afraid to be left in the same room alone, so he followed me everywhere i went. he followed me to vincents house where he kept playing true crimes on ps2 while we sat there. hes a compulsive liar, too, just so he seems to be more tough. in order to avoid hanging out with him, i took the task of typing out a long interview i did with the smut peddlers, which took all fucking night. i feel i should get some consolation for it, be it getting paid from the magazine, or a gish-kevin hermes day, which he also promised. i deserve both, because i am awesome.

thats aboot it for the highlights of me life. i hope you had fun not reading them. now, upcoming shows:

aug. 14- the damned w/ the distraction, hob anaheim
aug.21- the avengers w/ the stitches and the crowd, galaxy
aug. 27- smut peddlers w/ the wargasms, orphans, and the starvations, galaxy
sept.12- motorhead, hob anaheim
sept. 14- beatie boys, long beach arena
sept. 16- tsol, showcase
sept. 17- the lurkers, showcase

i will attempt to make all of those. and i will go to all because i am awesome

mom says youre adopted

2004-07-09T10:31:28Z

wellywellywellywelly well. its been aboot a month since the last entry. as for that damn x show, i never saw them. they kicked me out before for being backstage, even though i had a photopass AND an all access wristband. total injustice, man. im totally bored this summer, but boy has it had its moments. my good pal cara came from new jersey for the week, and she left the 7th. we saw fear the first day she was here. lee ving is old. and has a mullet. the second day was the AWESOMEST DAY EVER. free show and art exhibit downtown. the art exhibit was totally awesome and worth it alone. the skulls played which i was totally psyched about. the party after was even better. the sensitive side, the distraction, and the stitches played. that was by far the best distraction set you could ever possibly see in my eyes and it was free. i got hammered, then the party got shut down by the wonderfull likes of the s.a.p.d. 4th of july was alright. this place is like a fucking warzone on the 4th. its not the best but oh well. the 5th we go to hollywood, and score some good vinyl. we got we are electrocution by le shok for $6 at amoeba, as well as geza x for $9, along with a series of several others. the other days werent incredubly fun, but it required several ammounts of alcohol. it was awefully sad to see her go. shes a good girl, that cara is.
the band is finally making its triumphant return after being put on hold for quite some time. we havent been together as a band since the recordings. the main reason being that kylwe has rehab 7 days a week, which makes practice and play much much harder. as of now im incredibly bored and making weird things in microsoft paint. im making strange inanimate objects, all of which are saying really duraugatory terms. shut upo, i find it entertaining. im learning much about different serial killers and mass murderers thanks to crimelibrary.com. as of now ill randomly post different articles about the different psycho killers that amuse me. some call this hobby sick, but i call it damn amusing. somebody please hang out with me. if youre interested let me know and ill give you my cell phone number. adios. nigger.......

sit on my face

2004-06-15T20:49:16Z

shiiiiit nigga. its been a while. ive been up to a lot lately. ive been hanging out with kent a lot, meaning i will slowly become an alcoholic. i saw joan jett a couple weeks ago for free. that was interesting. we went into the studio a couple weeks ago and recorded some songs, 5 to be exact. everybody seems to really like it. its on soulseek (dontgotomaine), or you can buy it off of one of us for $3. well most likely send it to hostage and a few other local labels. hostaqge is our best hope according to gish. i have ann all access pass to the x show this saturday since smut peddlers are opening. hooray! tomorrow is the last day of school, and im still contemplating on whether to go or not. ah im not sure. santa claus hypnosis show is despereate for parties/ shows, so anyone willing to hook us up please comment. last saturday nite was quite an adventure. basically i went to hang out with kent and we went to his friends house in costa mesa. the problem was kent didnt tell them i was coming so they were to thrilled to see me. so basically they said i could drink there but id have to leave afterwards. so by about 2 200 am it was time for me to get the hell out of there. the problem being i was pretty hammered and didnt necessarily have a place to go. so i jumped on the harbor bus (thank godd it runs all nite) and took it to sunflower, then walked from harbor to bristol st. drunk as hell. once i got to sunflower and bristol i sat on/ passed out on a bench until the busses started running again at 6 00. once i sobered up i just sat there and drew which wasnt too bad. i got home at about 6 30. and that was my story. im still a virgin, meaning somebody needs to have sex with me before time flies and im 30, still sitting here complaining and talking to a bunch of teenage kids. so yea. i need this before it becomes pathetic. adios. nigger.

STREET FIGHT

2004-05-24T04:09:43Z

ah.....last nite was oh so interesting. we had to buss it to chain reaction since we had no ride. it took us like 2 hours to get, and 45 minutes waiting for both busses alone. to pass time we made 2 kickass cardboard robots (the electric alligator dance club robot and the santa claus hypnosis show robot). that actually kept us really entertained. we finally got to the show right when it started. street trash was alright, and i didnt even pay attention to the first band. 46 short sucks so much so i sat outside for that one. then was the black halos. they were weird. they had a good sound and somewhat energy, but theyre just lame live. everybody in the band except the singer looks like that one guy from good charolette. most people didnt like them but i thought they were musically good. the distraction went on and they were really good, but played like a 10 minute set. we didnt really have a ride after so me and mitch went with kent and his gf and her friend. we first went to some automated recycling place which was weird. we then went to ralphs and raced in those special persons power scooters. we bought some $6 rum and went to their other friends house. we watched this movie called the covenant, which was about zombie nuns. coolio is in it, and he played a loose cannon cop with stupid hair. i got somewhat hammered and called jacky at least once which i dont really remember.after that we went to kents gf's house and were up for quite a while. i passed out for 10 minutes then woke up, singing the tiny toons theme. i later woke up at 1. we went to the 99 cent store for a bit, then to the $1 theatre. i didnt really wanna go so i was basically stranded. i called up my sister and that was that. we might play at some party next week and i really hope we do. and that was my nite....

dotheuganda @ 2004-05-17T21:39:00

2004-05-18T04:46:07Z

KAOS + THE ABSENTEES!!!!
FREE!!!!!!!!
THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEA NIGGA

dotheuganda @ 2004-05-17T16:24:00

2004-05-17T23:31:16Z

DENIS LEARY - ASSHOLE
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the
cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,
hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big
brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in
that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down
quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-
biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down
those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the
side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin'
weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy
they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of
Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got
the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for
cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You
know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million
times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and
John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the
asshole... all the time it was him... what an asshole!
I'm an asshole (I'm an asshole, he's an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A S-S H-O L-E
Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E
Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay
A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!

dotheuganda @ 2004-05-17T16:21:00

2004-05-17T23:29:08Z

quit calling black people african americans. its stupid. they werent born in africa, so why should they be called african americans. sure they may be of arfican descent, but they dont call me european americans, now do they? im white, and theyre black. political correctness isnt even accurate anymore.

dotheuganda @ 2004-05-16T00:23:00

2004-05-16T07:37:21Z

jesus communities are so fucking stupid. i recently was looking at the 77 punks community and realized that everything they talk about is complete bullshit. it just tires me that they once again never looked beyond the new york or england scene. and one thing is that they have like 5943739409734973 rules to follow by! its just retarted...and what about this socal punks bullshit??? its a socal punks site yet it has an icon of the adicts! it doesnt make sense and the whole idea is just pretty out there. maybe one day in a hope to establish coolnes by my fellow lj piers, ill make a nazi community of my own that (like all other punk communities) base soley on appearance. itll make it soooo hard to get in! and if it isnt the rules that kill you, the fact that youre a fat slob will! man this whole wave of 77 kids is bullshit. theyre no better than those chaos punks who also dress alike and lsten to the same 5 bands, and never limit their preference beyond those 5. i wish punk didnt have to be so trendy, but oh well. i cant single handedly change it, and theres not much to really do about it. let them listen to their vibrators and johnny thinders. and let them believe that theyre the complete 77 master since they know who richard hell is. i just wont be a part of it

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

2004-05-11T04:20:04Z

HAHAHAHA. what a bunch of fags. we just got banned from hogue barmichaels because we got some water on their mics and their drum mics got kncoked around. its so motherfucking lame, but its not a terrible loss. its only hogues. we made some shirts and sold a few for like $5 each. it has santa claus hypnosis show written on it with a picture of michael jackson. its cool. theyre really cheap diy shirts but theyre better than nothing. as for the band itself, we played pretty good and we got a good response from the people. not a lot of people were moving around but we got a good ovation. whatever..... it was fun but it was kind of lame how they threw a hissy fit. im out. adios

dotheuganda @ 2004-05-09T12:30:00

2004-05-09T19:37:29Z

everybody listen top the normals. not the christain band the normals but the louisianna punk band the normals. its some of the best music in existance and its nearly hidden from everyone and everything. theyre good. really good. everyone listen to them....or die.

chicken strips!!!

2004-05-09T19:30:15Z

well our show is tomorrow, should be fun. i got high for the first time. it wasnt as amazing and spectacular as everyone says it is. its a waste of money in my eyes for whoever spends most of their money on it. i got back into ochsa, which means no more goddamn motherfucking piece of shit saddleback. hooray for me!

alas

2004-04-26T23:46:06Z

THE RETURN OF SANTA CLAUS HYPNOSIS SHOW!
MAY 10
HOGUE BARMICHAELS
NEWPORT BEACH
$8.00
WITH:JOHNNY HOMICIDE AND FRIENDS.....

its been a while, but were back with some new material.huzzah!

SEX

aye...

2004-04-24T18:51:26Z

my cat died this morning. we didnt think she was even gonna make it throught the nite but she did. the cat was older than me, so she lived a pretty long life i suppose. she died of congestive heart failure or one of those things.
anyway....
im goin to the distraction/ narcoleptic youth tonite to film kyles movie. talks are in the works of another party soon....this time its a theme. christmas!!!! the bands are gonna play x mmas songs and were gonna have snow and egg nog. its gonna be great. theres talks of us doing a show with the stitches and street trash along with our friendly local bands. i think one spot opened for us and were gonna fill it.
in ohter news.....
ive been desperatlely on the search for that movie the little runaway. its the porn version of suburbia. it has all of the porn stars dressed in punk clothes with punk hair styles and all of that lame stuff. but it has a really rad ending according to my pal eho has it. at the end d.i is playing and everyone is fucking in the end and casey royer gets sucked off by some groupie. now im not one for ever wanting to see casey naked, but the image is just so amazingly disturbing that i have to see it now.
life is boring now, were trying to find shows to play but its gotten hard as of now for some reason....oh well. adios

dotheuganda @ 2004-04-15T22:18:00

2004-04-16T05:23:48Z

"friends dont let friends listen to nofx"

yea im muy aburrido. i stole this from someone but i forget who

2004-04-14T21:22:17Z

Opening credits:	kaos- nuclear nightmare, the rotters- amputee
Waking up:	forgotten rebels- hello hello
Average day:	black randy- loner with a boner
First date:	simpletones- i have a date
Falling in love:	buzzcocks- love you more
Love scene:	plugz- electrify me
Fight scene:	f word!- do the nihil
Breaking up:	the gears- darlin baby
Getting back together:	the normals- almost ready
Secret love:	forgotten rebels- i think of her
Life's okay:	forotten rebels- it wont be long, schs- nick beats his chick
Mental breakdown:	anything by pre rollins black flag
Driving:	beastie boys- new style
Learning a lesson:	gg allin- unpredictable
Deep thought:	subhumans- people are scared
Flashback:	the crowd- dig yourself
Partying:	kiss- god of thunder, kiss- rock n roll all nite (i HATE kiss)
Happy dance:	the eyes- enewitok
Regreting:	johnny cash- folsom prison bluse
Long night alone:	buddy holly- oh boy
Death scene:	f word!- hillside strangler
Closing credits:	the crowd- melody hill

Your Life: The Soundtrack brought to you by BZOINK!

cone of silence

2004-04-13T22:51:15Z

somebody have sex with me. preferably a girl. im cool and have red hair. i also wash my ass. i drum, and everyone knows drumming means youre incredibly sexy. i like good music, and should be rewarded in sexual favors for doing so. kaos has become my favorite band overnight. well almost, its up there with black randy and the controllers. so yea, somebody fuck me.

youre gonna have to answer to mr. headlock

2004-04-12T06:53:52Z

wwwweeeeeellllll....... things have been interesting. im on my third bottle of vicoden in 1 and a half weeks. they dont do anything to me anymore even though theyre 750 mg. horse plls. last nite was the crowd/agent orange/adolescents show. the crowd was amazing then left after agent orange. i went with nick and we ended up at a dennys with the machetes boy, the vinyl issue kids, and andy and company. we chillied in the parking lot then headed by bens house for a bridge partty. although i ddidnt drink or smoke i still had a lot of fun. we were there till about 3, then we went to bens and didnt sleep at all. i then had to go to my uncles for easter. the highlight of that was when we went to the construction site of my uncles future house and my retarted cousin jason sat in a cuppoard the whole time and made noises.i know, im an asshole. so i havent slept for a good 40 hours and im not really tired at all. ill eventually pass out tonite. tomorrow im heading to vnyl solution, the to band practice. some good shows coming up..... we have none planned so if anybody has one going on well definitely do it. i owe ben very very much. and i shouldve taken nicks advice. what a night.....

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST

2004-04-03T04:59:07Z

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!! man the last 2 days have been fucking hell. yesterday morning i had gone to get my tonsils out. when waking up from surgery, i began screaming at the top of my lungs and going crazy. i was just scared as fuck and didnt know where i was.some weird looking lady fed me ice in a cup. after sitting around for an hour, i went home. i sort of remember listening to the weirdos on the way home. i got home and watched the chainsaw massacre dvd. i wasnt really awake through most of it so i watched it again later. i had a shitload of jamba juice and popsicles. from about 2 to 12 30 that nite, i remember having about 5 extra strength vicoden and maybe 4 or 5 reg. strength vicoden. the extreme ammount of pills i took along with the anestesia gave me one of the most awkward nites of sleep ever. i was basically really afraid to go to sleep cos i kept thinking my heart rate ould go so low that id die. right when i would finally fall asleep id feel like i was flying or sinking and id start twitching and convulsing and wake up. it was almost like an out of body expirience. i also had to get up and pee almost everytime i woke up since of all of the electrolytes they pumped into my body in the iv bag. i only got about 2 hours of sleep in all last nite.this morning i woke up and started coughing up blood and what not. it hurt like shit and so i had some frozen jamba juice things assuming itd make it feel better which it didnt. i assumed i sort of reopened the wound. i took a shitload of more vicoden today and i basically feel really drunk without the giddiness and the horniness. i tried eating eggs about an hour ago which was one of the hardest challenges as of yet. my tongue is extremely swollen and there is huge marks ono the sides of them which lead me to believe that they tied it or something on the lines of that during the surgery. ive called aa few people since yesterday, all of which have been extremely extremely painfull. i really aned jacky to come over today bt i didnt come in contact w/ her until later tody. i thik she might be able to come over monday for a bit, so im keeping my fingers crossed.the band is supposed to do a show tomorrow but i dunno if id be able to play or not. one thing i know for sure is that zoophlilia will be putting on a hell of a show with or without me which makes me sad that i most like wont be going. well its about that time where i go pass out, so ill update laer. adios

i hate troy. and the beatles.

2004-03-31T05:48:30Z

aaaahhhhhh. talk about an interesting week. well i hardly go to school anymore since im alays fucking sick, so on thursday im going to get my tonsils taken out so hopefully that will solve the problem for good. the past week went as followed:

FRIDAY: happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeee. i turned 16 bitches. kyle, kevin rhea, and mitch suprised me with a fucking shitload of bitch beer (that smirnoff triple black shit which tastes a lot better than beer with the same alcohol volume). we got drunk and listened to kiss and pretended we were in beer commercials. they all ran out of beer, so kyle kevin rhea mitch vince and john all left to get some more. on the way there they just started messing with some parking cone..... no big deal, right? well, according to some fatass hippy guy with high shorts and a ponytail, that was considered deliberatley vandalizing the cones, so he followed them all the way to my house. when he got there he found a bunch of alcohol on the front yard so he called the cops. i basically bitched at him as all of the other kids snuck out the back. they were caught over by the playground where they were origionally meessing around with the cones. the prick only called security but still. now vincent pretended he didnt know any of the other kids so he got off.....mitch ran fuck all the way across town and caught a bus home for some odd reason....kevin rhea attempted to escape but some weird guy out of nowhere fucking tackled him and gave him all this marine shit. kevin is an AWESOME bullshitter and convinced the guy that he was a hardcore cheistian sxe kid. john got caught by the security guard yet he was just asked to leave. score!!! after that..... i went to the smut peddlers show. julia picked me up and i got a shitload of no doz since i was falling asleep the whole fucking nite. i had to merch for them that nite but i didnt really care.

SATURDAY: i got picked up by my grandparents and we went to lunch for my birthday. they almost didnt give me my present cos i told them i hated my father with good reason. but in the end i got my $80. that nite was the WEIRDOS!!! as i expected there were a bunch of faggy punx there. they probably all went cos they heard of the skulls when they played with the adicts and decided to go. the punx made it dull and pretty damn boring since they did jack shit for the weirdos. the show in decenmber was 57645874578458796345983745 times better. jacky was there and she made me a buddy holly picture out of tin foil and a black randy armband which is really cool. i met the ever talked about troy who i wanted to strangle by the end of the nite. she left early due to ride complications but oh well. gaaah turns out the gears are playing with the weirdos and the skulls on friday but its an 18+ show.

SUNDAY:did jack shit, homework. i watched a bunch of senseless programs on the discovery channel and thats about it.

well im so screwed this 6 week grading period cos i dont think ive yet to go for a fulll whole week. hopefully things will be different after the surgery. imma miss mitchs party on saturday becaue of that. GAAAAAAAAH. damn things arent going tooo well rite now. oh well....

were not punks, were weirdos from hollywood!

2004-03-22T04:36:27Z

ah man this week has been weird. i havent done much for a day or so but the other days have been fulfilled i believe.

THURSDAY: a bunch of my friends come over, yadda yadda yadda, get drunk and soned, ect. i wasnt in the greatest mood that day and their fucked up state of prescence didnt really help it.

FRIDAY: as i was ready to leave for school george comes by in some stolen car that he took the nite before. he was talking about how he put a bomb threat on the school and just sorta talked me into not goin that day. i had already skipped 2nd period and i sorta found a loophole to get me out of schol without getting in trouble. around 12, kyle came over and they hotboxed the van a few times. he was super stoned the whole day, which provided amusement for many. kevin rhea came over around 1 and was trying to figure out what to do for the day. they just got beer and went with alex for a while.
later that nite is when all the chaos kicks in......
so that nite was the big show. my band playing with the smut peddlers and the crowd. after getting lost for about 20 minutes, we finally arrive. the minor problem was that kyle forgot to pick up john and chucky!!! so we drove all the way out to long beach without our guitarists! no we were supposed to go on in about 10 minutes and thats when i began to panic. my mom jetted home to pick up the other two and i had to sweet talk julia who was putting on the show. it was really hectic and we were almost just asked to leave and not play at all. barely in time, at about 9 45, they show up. i grab them and throw them onstage and they plug in. we played the fastest set of our lives, but it was the best set we ever played as well. i mainly think it was cos we wanted to make good impressions on the smut peddlersa and the crowd and such. everyone really liked us and we indeed made a hell of a first impression. after taht we watched the crowd who were fucking excellent, followed by smut peddlers who were really fun but i got hurt quite a bit. we got home at about 2.

SATURDAY: did jack shit and rented this horrible horrible movie about john wayne gacy. then we played that manhunt video game which is really cool/ hard/ creepy.

TODAY: did jack shit again, went to jamba juice, then got really really sick

adios my amigos. next week is ma birthday along with the WEIRDOS! oh what fun itll be.

dotheuganda @ 2004-03-21T20:07:00

2004-03-22T04:18:31Z

sheena died yesterday morning. it was weird cos i was in and out of sleep when my mom came in to take her to the doctor. then like 30 seconds later she says "kevin look" and i saw sheena dead in my moms hands. it was really unfortunate since ive had her for so long. since august i think. well ivegone from 2 rats to none in one week. my mom decided to take her to the doctor just for the hell of finding out how she died. the doctor said it was pneumonia, but he also found a sist in her stomach so yea. ah well it really kind of sucks.

thanks god im damned

2004-03-18T23:47:41Z

FUCK YOU

dotheuganda @ 2004-03-16T23:59:00

2004-03-17T08:07:04Z

oh yea i forgot to mention that on sunday my rat died. it was weird cos i went over to feed him and he was alive at the time, then i went to go pick up the other rat since she escaped as i opened he cage, and when i turned back around he was just lying there. i shool the cage around a bit for any signs of life but no. we had the speculation tha he was sick so we assumed it was that. its a shame since i was really starting to like him.

we need more power

2004-03-17T06:10:45Z

ahhhh. well my week has been action packed to say the least. first off, i didnt go to school all week cos i was sick. so i chilled and watched daytime talk shows and what not. i found much amusement in the burn, rape, and car crash victims on the montell williams show. after that it was one of those man or woman? drag queen things on the maury povich show. it was basically that for five days in a row. now, my week was very full and it goes as follows:

FRIDAY- woke up and went straight to the doctor, got tested for mono. came home around 2, got picked up by jenn around 3 30. we drove to somewhere in san bernadino to get jenns grandma, yet i was very sick and bitched constantly the whole time i was in the car. we then went to the total chaos show. i went mainly to get weirdos ticketsm which i did, but i ended up going in. i was there for about 1 and a half band sets then decided to leave, making it the absolute worst $12 spent in my life. i got home then passed out.

SATURDAY- kyle came over at 12, then minutes later, john comes by to take us to boomers fr some reason. we were supposed to meet friends here but since there are 2 boomers, we got mixed up and went to the much less interesting and childish one. we got a ride over to the other one and just basically fucked around on the miniature golf course, then rode go karts once for free! it was hella fun. from there we got picked up to go to the party at bettys house. we went on first. the sound was terrible but i had a great time playing. vinyl issue was good as always, then the wargasms went on. it was my first time seeing them live, and i think that the cd of which i heard of them does not do them justice. they had a much better and more energized sound than what i heard on the cd. the machetes played which is also always a treat. everybody just ended up getting drunk and chilling in the jacuzzi. to what i hear, betty didnt clean up in time and she totally got screwed over since the house was a total mess.

SUNDAY- went to radiation records and bought a rotters live lp, a crowd 7' and a lewd discography double lp. after that we went to wills to record some songs. it was incredibly fun yet hard.

aaaaaaaaaaas of this week, i have high school exit exams, the first half whihch i took today and the second half i will be taking tomorrow. i just came back from wills, as we recorded the second half of our songs. the cvocals sound really off and the guitars are too distorted but its better than anything else weve ever recorded. my friends spray painted the fuck out of my drums with neon spray paint which is bitchin, also will drew bob saget on the bass head with him saying "santa claus hypnosis show". on friday we have the big show, with the smut peddlers and the crowd at dipiazzas in long beach. im so fucking excited about that. saturday, zoophilia will be playing at one of the world famous mitch parties ( i think). thats all that is happening as of now. if youve read this much, i pity you. adios my comrads.